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Sunday, October 30, 2005

Walmart goes Pagan


Just in time for Samhaim

Wal-mart has now made it possible for the low-income and rural witchs to have access to quaility reading and instructional material. They no longer have to hide out in the back row of a big city book store or get their insturctional guides in plain brown packages from Amazon.

Witches are cool and mainstream with this wink and a nod from the world's largest retailer-- so come out of your broom closet and fly down to your local walmart to get the latest in hexs and spells.

Look for these fine titles:
The Wicca Bible; The Difinitive Guide to Magic and the Craft
Wicca & Witchcraft for Dummies
The Witch Next Door; Seperating Fact from Fiction about Witchcraft, Wicca, Goddess Worship and Neo-Paganism.
The Witch Book; The Encyclopedia of Witchcraft, Wicca and Neo-Paganism
The Everything Wica and Witchcraft Book; Unlock the Secrets of Ancient Rituals, Spells, Blessings and Sacred Objects.

But the best part is sitting in the parking lot watching confussed ravid fundies trying to figure out were they can buy cheap plastic crap.

MERRY SAMHAIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!